my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
(via withthebasics)
josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom
actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson
So tell me,
When did you graduate from Killjoke University?
2004 i was valedictorian
valedicktorian
(via kittyonthatbeat)
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
(via the-west-of-kanye)
- dad: you're up early
- me:
- dad: you never went to sleep did you
*rubs eyes*
*remembers i’m wearing eye makeup*
*scREAMS*
(via biebersexualfrustrations)
mr styles will you please stop filming a vine, your wife is giving birth
(via eleanors-clothes)
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
if you get a boyfriend does that mean you have to spend less time on the internet because idk if im prepared for that
sometimes people who are sad dont always need the “it gets better talk”
sometimes people just want to hear “you are sad, you are trying your best, and it’s okay. you’re okay and you’re alive and that’s a big accomplishment”
because i know for myself unconditional optimism gets really fucking annoying. sometimes i just want to be sad and have it be okay that im sad.
don’t make me feel weirder than i already do in my own skin.
(via pulledundertheripcurls)
i used to be so picky about what i post and reblog but it’s just slowly deteriorated into a state of “why not”
(via forever-and-alwayss)
